First REAL post

Hey everybody in listener land and all that accidentilly got here looking for animal porn....See I bet that simple mention to animal porn right there will accidentilly attract hundreds..nay...thousands of viewers to this blog just because I typed the words "animal porn" Come to think of it, it's a little sad that by only typing "animal porn" I can attract all these freaky people that I doubt will have much interest in the ponderplace, mostly because of the lack of "animal porn" When you think about it It's pretty sad that my first real post I can't get beyond a random thought of my first sentence in which I made a hopefully slightly observation about the drawing power of "animal porn". Sometimes I sicken myself how my mind goes on these tangents like these. I mean I was going to tell you all about some of the stuff I'm working on for the new edition of the ponderplace, and here I start babbling referring to "ANIMAL PORN".
I certainly have no intention of doing a show involving any aspect of violating any animals. In fact I can honestly say that I hope in the new run of the ponderplace we don't kill any animals. Well...any more animals so to speak that we killed during the first edition...Not that we killed any...well..many...ok...i'm pretty sure the goat was already dead...None the less, we will harm no animals unless they harm us first, which in that case we shall destroy every fiber of their being, hunt their family and then eat them. Hmm...i think a segway is neccessary now. Hmm..at any rate, above all no "ANIMAL PORN" will be tolerated in any fashion. So there. If you've learned nothing else about the new ponderplace podcast you should be content to know that as always there will be no animal porn. By the way be sure to check out my new site wwww.itsnotanimalpornwhenthegoatagreesnothatsjustwrongnevermind.com Thanks for stopping by and we'll see ya real soon.